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Saturday, August 4, 2012

An Off Color Poem By Willie Nelson

I came home from lunch with friends to find this e-mail in the inbox. It made me smile, for it touches on reality. But the reality in having a successful old age is to not take yourself too seriously and to laugh about what once was and what now is. (I had a little wine. Pour yourself a glass and read).




> "I have outlived my pecker." > > > A Poem - by Willie Nelson > > > My nookie days are over, > > My pilot light is out. > > What used to be my pride and joy, > > Is now my water spout. > > Time was when, on its own accord, > > From my trousers it would spring. > > But now I've got a full time job, > > To find the fuckin' thing. > > It used to be embarrassing, > > The way it would behave. > > For every single morning, > > It would stand and watch me shave. > > Now as old age approaches, > > It sure gives me the blues. > > To see it hang its little head, > > And watch me tie my shoes!! >

Today was not a painting day. I went shopping and out, cavorting with friends. Happy weekend.